Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Beyonce.
August 2011
That awkward moment when your friend helps you get laid.
From: Wingman :)
omg..
“On average, a 4 year old asks 437 questions each day.”
KIDS, MAKE A TUMBLR AND COME ON MY ASK!
That awkward moment when someone says "you got skinnier"..
YOU THOUGHT I WAS FAT BEFORE?!?!
How I run:
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
July 2011
Beauty doesn't come from your face, it's if you have a kind heart, then your're beautiful.
I don't care about your flaws.
Don’t tell me that I don’t like you because of certain things you do. Yeah, you’re not perfect. But I never asked you to be. I like you for who you are. I wish you could see yourself through my perspective. You’re amazing.
The little things you say can really make my day.
Trying to scare someone,
convincing them that it’s a good maze game:
“Don’t worry, it’s fun”
when they reach to level 3:
“‘TEHEHEHEHE”
when they see it:
AHAHHAHHA ! THIS ^
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
