Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Beyonce.
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Beyonce.
From: Wingman :)
omg..
KIDS, MAKE A TUMBLR AND COME ON MY ASK!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS FAT BEFORE?!?!
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
Don’t tell me that I don’t like you because of certain things you do. Yeah, you’re not perfect. But I never asked you to be. I like you for who you are. I wish you could see yourself through my perspective. You’re amazing.
convincing them that it’s a good maze game:
“Don’t worry, it’s fun”
when they reach to level 3:
“‘TEHEHEHEHE”
when they see it:
AHAHHAHHA ! THIS ^